Woman Arrested For Calling Her Ex- boyfriend 77,000 Times In A Week

Albuquerque| A New Mexico woman was finally
arrested this morning by officers of the
Albuquerque Police Department in what could be
the most extreme case of stalking ever recorded in
the history of the country. The 28-year old
woman allegedly not only called her ex-lover a
formidable 77 639 times in a week, but also sent
him 1937 emails, 41 229 text messages, 217 sung
messages and 647 letters in the same period.
Linda Murphy, who has an history of obsessive
compulsive behavior, would have badly taken her
breakup with William Ryans, with whom she had
had a relationship for three weeks. She is accused
of using up to three phones at once to call him, 24
hours a day, on his cell phone, home number and
at work. The woman would have ingested large
quantities of energy drinks and amphetamines to
remain awake and would have gone sleepless for a
week, calling her ex nonstop.
“My client is profoundly relieved that Ms. Murphy
is finally behind bars” stated the plaintiff’s lawyer,
J.D. James Kilroy. “He hasn’t been able to sleep,
work or enjoy life in any way, for more than a
week. He was having a hard time thinking clearly
and was nearing depression, it was about time the
harassment ceased. Now all we want is for Ms.
Murphy to get the medical help she needs, and for
the law to keep her away from my client.”
The accused is expected to appear in the state
court tomorrow in Albuquerque, and most experts
presume that the judge will order a psychological
evaluation of the woman to determine if she
is capable of standing trial.